Could Anyone Help Me Fit An Engine? (hull Area)

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I'll be looking at an engine (standard 1.9 8v swap) shortly as mine's a fair bit worse for wear and wondered if there's anyone not too far from me who'd be able to basically fit it for me? I would help but I'm quite weak and a terrible mechanic so I don't know how much help I'd be . Obviously I'd pay

 

Also how easy would it be to transport an engine in the back of a stripped out GTI down the motorway?