A Polite Notice To My 205

[AJA_GTi 0]

Dear Nissan,

 

I appoligise for the lack of attention recently. I know you miss your daily blast down the back roads, but times are hard and i use the push bike to my newish job. What's more, the mrs has been driving you and your covered in bird crap and missing a fog light from when she drove you into a moped. So I will promise to give you a wash, top the oil up to reduce the early morning SR20 rattle and give you a blast, down the air field in pursuit of the rev limiter with the assistance of your new shiny 4 branch manifold.

 

Al

 

Ahhh - was looking at pics of my SR20 Nissan only yesterday. I miss that car. Great for a thrash. Got nearly 190bhp out of it N/A before she started to smoke/ dismantle herself.

[Stevo309 0]

I do love you still, but you have to realise the fact that I have filled your back seat with a Harry Potter Lego Hogwarts Castle, some Marc Jacobs perfume, a model of Colin McRaes Nova Sport and some random Molton Brown stuff doesn't mean it is for you. They are for others I have to live the lie and pretend I love more. I still browse ebay for presents for you.

 

Henry, my 205 back seat is also full of kids pressies!

[allye 530 3 Cars]

FAO Rallye

 

I'm very sorry for stripping you naked and leaving outside this winter, I'm equally sorry for stealing your shoes and putting them on your 5 dr diesel friend, he's given them back now. I urge you to just hang on a little longer then you'll get a new coat and plenty of other things to make you feel new again.

 

Sorry 205,

 

Ali

 

(p.s. When your done and built you'll be ripe to have the nuts thrashed off you :-))

[Cameron 16]

Dear Mondeo,

 

You're supposed to be the good one. A £750 repair bill to pass this year's MOT is unacceptable, especially not long after spending £600 to fix your flywheel. You had better be on your best behaviour from now on, I'm watching you.

 

Regards etc..

[GeorgeXS 32]

Dear 205,

I am sorry i have abandoned you for 3 months, left you without tax to sit on the drive covered in muck from our last outing.

I hope you for wait for my return as eagerly as i do, there is a distinct lack of 205 in my life at the moment.

I hope i have left enough antifreeze in you! If not that new heart of yours will have to be beating a little quicker than intended.

I can't wait to sort out your leaking sunroof once and for all, give you a full compliment of leathery goodness and give you a good polish!

Yours Truly George

 

(ps, I know you'll be a grumpy tw@t when i return and not start but i forgive you already)

[swordfish210 20]

Dear 205.

 

You provided me with many years of faithful service however a while back i decided to throw some money at you and things haven't been the same since. I fear that you have gotten a taste for the paper that lines my wallet and now you keep eating it and this makes me sad. Things have gotten better since i moved you out of the damp disgusting garage in to a nice warm and dry place and before i gutted out your nervous system you were starting first time on a regular basis. I can now see the light at the end of the tunnel and i hope i can enjoy driving you as much as i used to and you will stop eating all of my money. I know you liked me driving you as you used to make happy noises and even when your heart was so poorly you still tried your best and you showed those bastards at Llandow what you could do. I promise if you're good for a while i'll treat you to a nice shiny Vtec engine

 

Yours faithfully. Mark Fry

[lemmingzappa 75 1 Cars]

Dear 205,

 

I'm sorry some twat drove into you.

 

Josh.

[Peetypug 5]

dear 205

i love you more than anything else in my life bar ryan, you know him as the little boy who calls you noisy car and screams brum brum brum goooooooooooooooo when we go for a spin

i know you should be wrapped up warm in the garage at the moment and that you are jealous of pascal from next door, yes he does have 190cc and 100ish bhp more than you but it doesnt mean pete loves him more than i love you

i promise that before christmas the wife will have a new car, i will be driving the 306 and you will be in the lovely warm garage

i will put all the left over parts of your not so lucky brothers and sisters in the shed/attic/under a sheet in the garden, clean you from top to bottom then cuddle you into hibernation

but all this depends on you staying reliable till i can do this

love you lots and lots xxxxxxx

pete

[CallumCurwood 1]

Dear Puuegot,

 

We have spent many happy months with you, alot of time and my money has gone into you to make you look nice. But still I don't understand why you drink so much petrol, I give you £10 every 40 miles. You could be alot kinder and sip it. Also, the way you portion your electricity is stupid. You need to learn to control your portion controls.

 

Beside these very annoying things, I still love you

 

Lots of love

 

Callum xxx

[CaptainK 11]

Dear 205 & FTO,

 

Apologies for my absence for a whole year of not being able to drive you, but that was out of my control. Thankyou so much though to both of you for starting first time with no problems at all and letting me enjoy driving you around again. Long live the good times

 

Lots of love,

 

CK xx

[TT205 42]

Dear White 205

 

You are nicely tucked up in the nice warm garage, battery disconnected but trickle charged, thankyou for hiding everyones christmas prezzies in your various hidy holes

 

You'll be having a good blast when the weather warms up and the salt has gone. Have a good sleep!

 

 

Dear Red 205, thanks for being such fun, I know you are having to brave the elements but don't forget I treated you to some serious tlc with AJA

 

I'm sorry I still haven't fixed your broken wing mirror, I've been putting it off as I'm convinced I'll break all the plastic tabs on that nasty triangular bit of plastic on the inside. Wing mirror or not we will still be going for a run bright n early in the morning

 

Dave

 

XXXXXXXXXXXXXX

[pug_ham 245 3 Cars]

Dear 205,

 

I'm sorry you've been sitting neglected for the last few months but it was partially self inflicted by loosing compression on #3 cylinder making a change of engine necessary but you didn't play along with that by hiding a little hole on the bulkhead seam, which, without me taking on the engine swap wouldn't have been noticed until it might've been to late for a simple repair.

 

At least your still road legal, ready for when the whole rebuild is completed & I'm even going to treat you to a remap to get the best from your new (temporary) engine along with some other suspension changes making you stronger all round.

 

Believe me it pains me not being able to drive you even once a week like I did before this all started but I know in my heart it'll be well worth it in th long run & that you'll thank m for it by continuing your run of reliability but I am still considering buying a diesel winter 205 to put some of my othr spar parts on which will also end up a donating its non sunroof roof panel to you eventually if it's still available.

 

Graham.

[Longun 1]

Dear 205,

 

I'm sorry but for the last two years I've been seeing someone else. Based on the fact you've been sitting around for two years I think you suspected something was up but I thought it was time I came clean. I think we should get divorced, I know this won't be easy but I think its for the best. Our last date in Llandow in 2007 was special and something I'll never forget.

 

Today I tried setting you up with a new man called Anthony. He came round and helped put your wheels back on and got you moving. It won't be long until he swoops in with a trailer and takes you away to a magical place where 205's get rebuilt and cared for.

 

You'll be happy this way.

 

I'll miss you more than you'll ever know.

 

Joe.

[Alan_M 66 1 Cars]

Dear 205,

 

I thank you for behaving so well over the 6 months after your red germanic friend Helmut went to pastures new. You have braved the deathwish deer and weather on my drive to work when required, and even started on the button every morning when resembling an igloo outside the Hilton Swindon last week. Oh, how those rep-mobiles laughed, but we had the last didn't we!

 

You'll get your rest soon my friend, for another germanic chum is on the cards. A nice make-over for you is beckoning, so just keep doing your thing every morning and you'll get your reward, a double-header to the 'Ring next year. Shall we see if a few more puzzled Scoo-B and Evo owners will come over and look at you again? Pflantzgarten on 3 wheels.....oh, memories.

 

Behave yourself

 

Alan (Creator)

[CallumCurwood 1]

Dear 205,

P.s,

 

I'm sorry I left you in that icy carpark when I went to work yesturday. I parked you well out of the way so you would be less of a danger. But still some twat in a astra managed to destroy your door by handbrake turning.

Because I care about your feelings, I will replace this as soon as possible. You will even keep your original window so your reg mates up.

Also to stop me having to drive you so hard, I have found a suitable donor car for you, you will be treated to a bigger engine and some nice new interior...

 

I love you x